Half in the Bag

Mike Stoklasa

Mike (203 episodes), Simon Taggert (The Great Space Jam) / Original Foot Killer (Das Foot) (archive footage) (1 episode), Palpatine (1 episode), Xandu (1 episode)

Jay Bauman

Jay (203 episodes)

Rich Evans

Harry S. Plinkett (203 episodes), Rich (7 episodes), George Lucas (4 episodes), Phone Caller (voice) (1 episode), Mike Spiduski (archive footage) (1 episode), Plinkett's great-great-great-grandson (1 episode), Mike Spiduski (1 episode), Harriet Plinkett (1 episode), Daniel (1 episode)

Jack Packard

Jack (4 episodes), FUCK-Bot 5000 (2 episodes), Himself (1 episode), Comedy Club Hillbilly (1 episode), Mailman Tommy (1 episode), Ronald Adams (1 episode), Mr. Friedman (uncredited) (1 episode)

Jocelyn Ridgely

Sheila (2 episodes), Herself / Queen Voluptor (archive footage) (1 episode), Sheila (voice) (1 episode)

Tim Higgins

Hipster (uncredited) (3 episodes), Goon (1 episode)

Lora Story

Herself / Sue Peterson (archive footage) (1 episode), Officer Cooper (1 episode)

Michael Denk

Goon (2 episodes)

Josh Davis

Pest Control (2 episodes)

Dan Benavente

Himself / Warner Bro 1 (archive footage) (1 episode)

Peter Aksamit

Himself / Warner Bro 2 (archive footage) (1 episode)

Richard Hatch

Himself (1 episode)

Robert Picardo

Himself (1 episode)

Gillian Bellinger

Rhoda Rhodenstein (1 episode)

Mandie Brice

Waitress (as Mandie Mutchie) (1 episode)

Tim Towne

Police Officer (1 episode)

Keri Lynn SanFelippo

Hooker #1 (1 episode)

Nichole Kane

Hooker #2 (1 episode)

Crystal Weiderman

Hooker #3 (1 episode)

George Lucas

Himself (archive footage) (1 episode)

Oprah Winfrey

Herself (archive footage) (1 episode)

Spike Lee

Himself (archive footage) (1 episode)

Tim Heidecker

Tim (1 episode)

Patrik Beck

Goon (1 episode)

Richard Simmons

Himself (archive footage) (1 episode)

Brent Black

Himself (1 episode)

Watchman

Himself (1 episode)

Linda Cieslik

Old Lady (1 episode)

Chelsey Patti

Amy (1 episode)

Alexandre O. Philippe

Himself (1 episode)

Christopher Lloyd

Himself (1 episode)

Freddie E. Williams II

Himself (1 episode)

Lou Ferrigno

Himself (1 episode)

Hannah Spear

Sexy Nerd Girl (1 episode)

Julia Benson

Herself (1 episode)

Peter Mayhew

Himself (1 episode)

Bruce Campbell

Himself (1 episode)

Macaulay Culkin

Tim (1 episode)

Jay Bauman

Editor (174 episodes)

Mike Stoklasa

Editor (168 episodes)

Jay Bauman

Director (203 episodes)

Mike Stoklasa

Director (184 episodes)

Mike Stoklasa

Writer (183 episodes)

Jay Bauman

Writer (183 episodes)

Daniel Palkowski

Music (7 episodes)

Jessi Nakles

Music (1 episode)

Jack Packard

Music (1 episode)

Nathanial Levisay

Music (1 episode)

Peter Aksamit

Production Assistant (2 episodes)

Dan Benavente

Production Assistant (1 episode)

Jack Packard

Camera operator (3 episodes)