Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

These are all the movies and series that The Massie Twins has reviewed. Read more at: Gone With The Twins.

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Poster for WIld Beasts

WIld Beasts

4

The acting is mediocre, the dialogue is unconvincing, the characters are flimsy, and the story is shoddily constructed, but the tone is mostly serious, which helps counter the abundance of deficiencies in filmmaking techniques (and all of the unintentional hilarity).

31 october

31 oct

Poster for The Girl in the Spider's Web

The Girl in the Spider's Web

6

It’s thrilling at times and action-packed at others, but it abandons the utter brilliance of select moments of outsmarting rather than outgunning the enemies.

30 october

30 oct

Poster for Ivanhoe

Ivanhoe

7

Although Ivanhoe isn’t nearly as well-known as the many legends of Robin Hood, this medieval epic exists alongside Locksley’s own exploits, making for an amusing supplement to the more famous yarns.

29 october

29 oct

Poster for I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

8

Tightly scripted, with frequent near-misses and white-knuckle encounters, I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang is dark, dour, and devoid of comic relief.

29 october

29 oct

Poster for The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

8

An unforgettable finale, this early adaptation of a preeminent example of French literature is a must-see masterpiece of visual storytelling.

28 october

28 oct

Poster for Hot Dog... The Movie

Hot Dog... The Movie

2

As audiences wait for the next moment of exposed flesh, they must also sit through numerous skiing montages.

28 october

28 oct

Poster for Ator, the Fighting Eagle

Ator, the Fighting Eagle

1

The anticlimactic and mild nature of every confrontation soon becomes downright boring resulting in one of the weakest of all peplum pictures.

27 october

27 oct

Poster for The Seven-Ups

The Seven-Ups

7

Not only is it edited together deftly, managing some hair-raising stunts, but it also looks as if shot without permits or permission. The realism is exceptional.

27 october

27 oct

Poster for Savage Streets

Savage Streets

3

Brief bits of comedy supplement the viciousness, as well as asides for discussions on poetry and the reproductive system...

26 october

26 oct

Poster for Death Machine

Death Machine

3

The film is intermittently bloody and suspenseful, yet the action is edited with so many cuts and fast-paced camera angle changes that it’s impossible to see what exactly is going on.

26 october

26 oct

Poster for Krull

Krull

2

Some of the makeup effects and creature designs are quite arresting, even if the best of them aren’t saved for the finale, which is a tremendously lackluster showdown.

25 october

25 oct

Poster for Hunter Killer

Hunter Killer

6

May be pure fantasy, but it’s smartly paced, unexpectedly complex, action-packed, and thoroughly satisfying.

25 october

25 oct

Poster for Thief

Thief

7

The performances are also quite the highlight...

24 october

24 oct

Poster for Bohemian Rhapsody

Bohemian Rhapsody

8

While the picture might not be a technical marvel, the music is so forceful and enthusiastic that it’s hard not to get caught up in the momentum and the impact of one of the most enduring groups in rock history.

24 october

24 oct

Poster for Jezebel

Jezebel

7

The story might not hold its relevance over the years, but there’s an undeniable, redemptive quality to the ambiguous finale, which is once again made grander by Davis’ star power.

23 october

23 oct

Poster for Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing

Love Is a Many-Splendored Thing

8

The romance is striking, concluding with a famously tragic yet poetic and powerful scene.

23 october

23 oct

Poster for 10

10

8

A fascinating character study, bittersweet and insightful yet full of tremendous laughs.

22 october

22 oct

Poster for The Hound of the Baskervilles

The Hound of the Baskervilles

6

While this isn’t a drastically different interpretation of the classic story, it’s nicely handled, possessing a seriousness and an updated amount of blood that are entirely fitting for a Hammer endeavor.

22 october

22 oct

Poster for Short Circuit

Short Circuit

7

It’s the charming machine and his damsel-in-distress who keep the picture afloat, putting a twist on conventional movie romances...

21 october

21 oct

Poster for Halloween

Halloween

6

There’s just not enough originality to justify its existence, save for satiating (or perhaps pandering to) fans of the franchise.

21 october

21 oct

Poster for The Sea Hawk

The Sea Hawk

8

There’s also plenty of humor, primarily from political contentions, and villainy to match.

20 october

20 oct

Poster for Brain Damage

Brain Damage

3

The moments of over-the-top gore are too often drawn out beyond their points of effectiveness, and the supplementary relationship fails to complicate a plot that was designed around just a couple of gross gags.

19 october

19 oct

Poster for Silent Night, Deadly Night

Silent Night, Deadly Night

7

It’s not high art, but it’s a surprisingly memorable slasher endeavor.

18 october

18 oct

Poster for The Monster Squad

The Monster Squad

4

Could have used some considerable polishing to make the most of its original, preteen-oriented adventures.

17 october

17 oct

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