You Don't Mess with the Zohan
2008, action, comedy
113 minutes
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his...
Cast
Zohan Dvir
Dalia Hakbarah
Fatoush "The Phantom" Hakbarah
Michael Klayman
Gail Klayman
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin
Mariah Carey
Dorit
Kids' Salon Owner
Nasi
James T. O'Skanlon
Mrs. Greenhouse
Grant Walbridge
Oori Shulimson
Hamdi
Yosi
Hassan
Michal
Older Lady in Salon
Ze'ev
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch
Himself
Zohan's Mother
Zohan's Father
Taxi Driver
Paul Mitchell
Claude
Waleed
Yitzhak
Tom
Pinchas
Aharon
Bashir
Ephraim
Levi
Gray Kleibolt
Philip
Real Estate Agent
Doorman
Mariah's Assistant
Mariah's Assistant
Fred
Coleman
Skizzy
Commander
Second Commander
Koby
Avi
Danny
Sara
Homeless Guy
Exploded Shop Owner
Debbie
Nadira
Mrs. Skitzer
Mrs. Paulson
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Hip Salon Receptionist
Blonde at Salon
Catty Hairdresser
African American Salon Owner
Little Boy
Doctor
Plus Size Girl at Disco
First Woman in Cab
First Woman in Cab
Second Woman in Cab
Second Woman in Cab
Angry Tall Driver
Truck Driver
Dog Owner
Hamdi's Passenger
Boy Customer
Arguing Female Customer
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Pharmacist
Inaz
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Phantom's Trainer
Reporter
Beach Girl
Kayaker
Terrorist with Hand
Disco Merchant
Disco Merchant
Disco Merchant
Rabbi
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Hot Girl in Club
Eti
Girl at Mall
Cheerleader
Isreali Fan
Fry Cook
Autograph Seeker #1
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Isreali Soldier
Businessman
Isreali Dancer
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Times Square Crazy Man
Phantom's Wife
Nick
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Phantom's Wife
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Hot Dog Vendor
Picnic Girl
Electronic Store Customer
Airline Terminal Passenger
Isreali Fan
Disco Merchant
Phantom's Wife
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Disco Hip Girl
Girl in Club
Waitress
Commuter
Isreali Soldier
Isreali Soldier
Dalohan Receptionist
Party Guy
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Hotel Manager
Spectator
Nightclub Bouncer
Amir
Reporter
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Criminal #3
Shocked Businessman
Go Go Dancer
Businesswoman
Arab #3
Hot Girl / Waitress
Cheerleader
Girl in Club
Phantom's Wife
Hacky Sack Fan
Street Merchant
Redneck Posse Man #2
The Hot Chick
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Middle Eastern Girl
Score Keeper
Fan in the Crowd
Dancer
Woman in Beauty Shop
Angry Palestinian
Isreali Weapons Trainer
Little Boy #2
Isreali Soldier
Party Goer
Ruth
Rock-throwing Girl
Zeb
Alena
Angry Palestinian
Shopper
Cafe Customer
Isreali Soldier
Disco-Tech
Girlfriend
Salon Patron
Hot Dog Patron
Limousine Passenger
Girlfriend
Ukrossi
Phantom's Best Friend
Mrs. Haines
George Takei
Phantom's Wife
Crew
Art
Art department coordinator
Art direction
Art direction
Production design
Set decoration
Set designer
Set designer
Camera
Still photographer
Costume and make-up
Costume design
Costume supervisor
Costume supervisor
Makeup artist
Makeup artist
Crew
Special effects coordinator
Stunt coordinator
Directing
Director
First assistant director
Script supervisor
Second assistant director
Editing
Editor
Lighting
Production
Associate producer
Associate producer
Casting
Casting
Co-producer
Executive producer
Executive producer
Location manager
Location manager
Location manager
Producer
Producer
Production coordinator
Unit production manager
Unit production manager, associate producer
Sound
Boom operator
Dialogue editor
Dialogue editor
Music editor
Music editor
Original music composer
Sound effects editor
Sound effects editor
Supervising sound editor
Supervising sound editor
Writing
Visual effects
Visual effects supervisor
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