Movie reviews of Sean Markey

If great performances are what you are after, then Hell Or High Water is indeed the movie for you. Review

If it were about twenty minutes shorter, Captain Fantastic would be a truly excellent piece of work, perhaps even a modern classic. Review

A tolerable enough adventure film with enough going on to keep kids entertained for its 80 minute duration. Review

Small scientific inaccuracies aside, Prehistoric Beast is, to this day, considered a triumph. Review

A very poor effort and manages to to be an even worse found footage dinosaur film than The Dinosaur Project... Review

It never really grabs the bull (Triceratops?) by the horns and rolls with the insanity and wackiness that its moniker promised. Review

If you like your movies to have bad acting, nonsensical plots, ridiculous dialogue, annoying characters and no ending... Review

A novel blend of action, comedy and scares, coupled with some seriously impressive special effects and very quotable one-liners... Review

Tries to be both a piece of entertainment and an educational tool at the same time. It falls very short of the mark in both respects. Review

Right up there with the best of them and makes for a solid 90 minutes’ worth of entertainment – a real ‘pizza and beer’ movie. Review

A watchable, if throwaway piece of dino fluff. Review

Other than that though, the film is a complete waste of 89 minutes. Review

A shoddily cobbled together mess of a film that is more frustrating to watch than anything. Review

While one would be hard pressed to call Tremors 5 a ‘good’ movie, it certainly passes the time... Review

A perfectly fun little ‘beer and buddies’ movie. Review

Worth a watch if you’re looking for some random tomfoolery – just be sure to switch off your higher brain functions first. Review

If you’re looking for 80 odd minutes’ worth of pure ’80s cartoon nostalgia, it is definitely worth hunting down... Review

It lacks a character likable enough to get the audience properly invested in the story. Review

In terms of characterisation, Last Girl Standing is also fairly lacklustre, and for a film that presents itself as a character study, this is a pretty serious flaw. Review

Fairly lacklustre, and for a film that presents itself as a character study, this is a pretty serious flaw. Review

While wonky special effects can be forgiven, these cannot. The Martian it most certainly ain't! Review

A decent enough creature feature that plays it fairly safe in terms of both story and set pieces. Review

With a better budget and a tidier screenplay, it could very well have been a classic. Review

The only people who should check out Reptilicus are vintage monster movie completists. Review