Movie reviews of Craig Catena

Too many years have passed between installments and, as good as it is to initially see some of the dopiest characters back on screen, the extended time away highlights the novelty is all but gone. Review

This lack of cohesiveness, along with the sub-par plot and myriad missed opportunities, makes Fantasy Island a fantasy for no movie goer, who should instead give the marginally more entertaining source TV show a viewing. Review

Kinda unexpected is how badly the movie misses its mark. Review

A horribly unnecessary sequel that is just plain stupid. Review

“S is for Stay” “A is for Away,” “B is for Better” “H is for Horror” “F is for Found” “E is for Elsewhere.”... Review

Aubrey Plaza makes for a great zombie. Review

While certainly nothing new, The Possession of Michael King doesn’t feel old. Review

Shit. Review

Basically 96 minutes of sugary drab. Review

Aside from the lack of believability, there isn’t much in the way of originality either... Review

Absent of much of the charm and unexpected laughs of its predecessor. Review

Quite literally a car crash on all fronts. Review

About as exciting to watch as watching molasses stream down a slight decline. Review

That’s where its limited entertainment value can be found: No shits are given, whatsoever by this production. Review

A manic Pegg for me is a more entertaining Pegg. Review

Does not deliver on what it promised. Review

Watching these guys act the way they act (and more often than not partially in the buff) is plain awkward too. Review

Plods towards the inevitable showdown between the factions of good, evil, and the monster-guy who is neither. Review

Enough foolishness to please most viewers... Review

Revealed itself to be just another poorly conceived parody flick... Review

Knoxville is spot on as the ornery old fart looking for sex in all the wrong places... Review

There isn’t enough of a differentiator between the two and if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, flatter the original. Review

Good enough to get me more interested in seeing these guys play together again in “The Expendables 3.”... Review

Is supposed to tell us the light at the end of the tunnel is hope, not an inbound train that crushes all who happen upon its light. Review