Movie reviews of Greg Eichelberger

90-minutes is the perfect run time to get in a few genuine laughs and sincere chuckles. Review

There just isn’t anything sensible to be offered... Review

Struggles to find itself, featuring a polarizing title entity that few Americans have any idea about. Review

A muddled script, zombie-like performances, awkward pacing... Review

Makes any Adam Sandler comedy look lucid, coherent and intelligent by comparison. Review

There is precious little room for such luxuries as story, plot, character development and clear, coherent direction. Review

Could have been a bit better in its passion and story-telling of those terrible days, but it is a decent effort... Review

Despite the pedigree of several of the stars, the cast still seems to sleepwalk through the production... Review

The trio is charming and engaging, mostly, but there is no real drama or pathos... Review

Looks absolutely fantastic. In love — and in the movies — however, looks are not everything. Review

Not a bad ride, it’s just that most of us have lived it before. Review

Misses the magic and majesty of one of the greatest animated feature’s ever created. Not that it doesn’t try. Review

For sheer action and a decent soundtrack, it’s certainly not a terrible effort. Review

A deep and affecting experience and a rare turn of events for the franchise once labeled as “lightweight”. Review

The comedy fades well before the second half and everyone performs as one-note cartoon caricatures. Review

Uneven, schlocky and without much direction or pacing. Review

Very little shines and it will be quickly forgotten from the box office and the collective minds of the movie going public. Review

A decent enough endeavor that, with a little more research and backstory, could have been a much finer and compelling gangster effort. Review

Will most likely bring a wave of sadness and sympathy over any viewer. Review

I seriously cannot recommend Underworld: Blood Wars to anyone, anywhere at any time. Ever. Review

I enjoyed the beautiful images contained therein, but just could not muster the ability to care beyond that. Review