Movie reviews of Rob Wallis

To say that Geostorm is as dumb as a bag of rocks is an insult to hardworking geological processes.

This sense of fun carries through...

A deeply middle-class look at the ideologies and self-delusion that define our lives.

A story of sex, sculpture, and self-discovery...

A tense revisionist horror...

Miike is nothing if not a showman and Blade of the Immortal is one hell of a show.

Disappointingly by-the-numbers.

A modern Midwestern Bildungsroman.

This utterly clueless adaptation of Jo Nesbø’s bestseller fails on every conceivable level.

Fillet steak from grind-house...

An enthralling fairy-tale entirely of Del Toro’s creation.

A family outing that’s well worth making the trip.

The tennis and drama on display are both exemplary.

What do we do when life imitate art to the extent that it renders art redundant?

All blue-lit wolves and no bite, Wonderstruck is simply away with the fairies.

It’s misery and anguish that are the heart of Mudbound...

A film about which it’s easy to be cynical.

A horror masterclass that pays tribute to the franchise as a whol...

More than sufficient in keeping the wolves from the door.

May not exactly manage a Grand Slam, but, with committed performances from its two leads it’s definitely no double-fault.

Belabours itself straight through a conceptual caesarean.

Might not blow you away in cinematic terms, but don’t let that stop it sweeping you along to the cinema.

A rough, tender, distinctly Yorkshire love story.

Both hilarious and heartbreaking, it’s a cinematic achievement well worth the advertising space.