Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

These are all the movies and series that The Massie Twins has reviewed. Read more at: Gone With The Twins.

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Poster for The Unnamable

The Unnamable

3

Thanks to some unoriginal college initiation diversions, supporting roles line up to become fodder for the insatiable unnamable, though intentional humor occasionally spoils the mood.

11 november

11 nov

Poster for Overlord

Overlord

7

Still a lot of fun, especially when the division of good and evil are so clearly defined, allowing for unambiguous, frenzied battles of righteousness.

10 november

10 nov

Poster for Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea

6

It’s more of a moderate, procedural, cautionary tale (concerning man’s negative impact on nature), or even a war movie, than a futuristic adventure.

9 november

9 nov

Poster for Fantastic Voyage

Fantastic Voyage

8

A nonstop adventure of sizable proportions.

8 november

8 nov

Poster for The Seashell and the Clergyman

The Seashell and the Clergyman

6

It’s impossible to fully understand such an abstruse, experimental work, but the happenings on display are never dull.

7 november

7 nov

Poster for Meshes of the Afternoon

Meshes of the Afternoon

8

Whether or not it’s an exercise in pointed symbolism or abstract surrealism or a manifestation of suicidal thoughts, it’s utterly mesmerizing.

6 november

6 nov

Poster for Un Chien Andalou

Un Chien Andalou

8

It’s so freakish and routinely inscrutable that its imagery is alternately scary, obscene, dramatic, and hilarious. It simply doesn’t exist in any sort of analyzable reality.

5 november

5 nov

Poster for The Grinch

The Grinch

5

It’s moderately amusing, but it has a difficult time justifying its own existence; it’s simply unnecessary to revisit the Seuss masterpiece yet again, especially when there’s no fresh angle from which to approach it.

4 november

4 nov

Poster for Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell

Frankenstein and the Monster from Hell

7

Were it not for the odd moment of slapstick, the notions of playing god and of psychological torture and of uncontrollable rage would be genuinely terrifying.

3 november

3 nov

Poster for A Face in the Crowd

A Face in the Crowd

8

It’s the kind of cautionary tale (with an astounding, if improbably hopeful, finale) that never loses its relevance.

2 november

2 nov

Poster for The Tune

The Tune

8

A wonder of music and surreal visuals, frequently smushed together in entertainingly perverse ways.

1 november

1 nov

Poster for WIld Beasts

WIld Beasts

4

The acting is mediocre, the dialogue is unconvincing, the characters are flimsy, and the story is shoddily constructed, but the tone is mostly serious, which helps counter the abundance of deficiencies in filmmaking techniques (and all of the unintentional hilarity).

31 october

31 oct

Poster for The Girl in the Spider's Web

The Girl in the Spider's Web

6

It’s thrilling at times and action-packed at others, but it abandons the utter brilliance of select moments of outsmarting rather than outgunning the enemies.

30 october

30 oct

Poster for Ivanhoe

Ivanhoe

7

Although Ivanhoe isn’t nearly as well-known as the many legends of Robin Hood, this medieval epic exists alongside Locksley’s own exploits, making for an amusing supplement to the more famous yarns.

29 october

29 oct

Poster for I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

8

Tightly scripted, with frequent near-misses and white-knuckle encounters, I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang is dark, dour, and devoid of comic relief.

29 october

29 oct

Poster for The Hunchback of Notre Dame

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

8

An unforgettable finale, this early adaptation of a preeminent example of French literature is a must-see masterpiece of visual storytelling.

28 october

28 oct

Poster for Hot Dog... The Movie

Hot Dog... The Movie

2

As audiences wait for the next moment of exposed flesh, they must also sit through numerous skiing montages.

28 october

28 oct

Poster for Ator, the Fighting Eagle

Ator, the Fighting Eagle

1

The anticlimactic and mild nature of every confrontation soon becomes downright boring resulting in one of the weakest of all peplum pictures.

27 october

27 oct

Poster for The Seven-Ups

The Seven-Ups

7

Not only is it edited together deftly, managing some hair-raising stunts, but it also looks as if shot without permits or permission. The realism is exceptional.

27 october

27 oct

Poster for Savage Streets

Savage Streets

3

Brief bits of comedy supplement the viciousness, as well as asides for discussions on poetry and the reproductive system...

26 october

26 oct

Poster for Death Machine

Death Machine

3

The film is intermittently bloody and suspenseful, yet the action is edited with so many cuts and fast-paced camera angle changes that it’s impossible to see what exactly is going on.

26 october

26 oct

Poster for Krull

Krull

2

Some of the makeup effects and creature designs are quite arresting, even if the best of them aren’t saved for the finale, which is a tremendously lackluster showdown.

25 october

25 oct

Poster for Hunter Killer

Hunter Killer

6

May be pure fantasy, but it’s smartly paced, unexpectedly complex, action-packed, and thoroughly satisfying.

25 october

25 oct

Poster for Thief

Thief

7

The performances are also quite the highlight...

24 october

24 oct

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