Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

These are all the movies and series that The Massie Twins has reviewed. Read more at: Gone With The Twins.

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Number of movie reviews: 489 / 489


Poster for An Affair to Remember

An Affair to Remember


The finale is absolutely breathtaking and tearjerking.

28 march

28 mar

Poster for Twilight Zone: The Movie

Twilight Zone: The Movie


All but Time Out (perhaps the most shocking and timeless) are remakes of popular episodes from the original television series, with the first and last proving to be the most riveting.

27 march

27 mar

Poster for The Crow: City of Angels

The Crow: City of Angels


Admittedly, there’s a modicum of entertainment value to be found in a ruthless protagonist mercilessly tormenting and executing a band of exceptionally unfeeling antagonists; but it’s certainly not enough to warrant a feature-length film.

26 march

26 mar

Poster for Cherry 2000

Cherry 2000


Comic relief moments inspire zero laughs, and Andrews and Griffith exhibit no chemistry; everything is so ineffective, the very existence of this completed film is something of a mystery.

25 march

25 mar

Poster for Bad Girls

Bad Girls


The action is just too plain to rouse much interest. The worthwhile cast can’t overcome bland storytelling and uninspired scripting.

24 march

24 mar

Poster for Dumbo



There’s no real sense of wonderment and no attachment to the characters.

23 march

23 mar

Poster for The People vs. Larry Flynt

The People vs. Larry Flynt


Flynt’s legacy is nevertheless potent, culminating in a significant and sharply-staged Supreme Court showdown, followed by a somewhat poetic and thought-provoking parting shot and afterword, once again demonstrating Flynt’s impact on society over the sheer entertainment value of his life.

22 march

22 mar

Poster for Shazam!



The movie contains considerable entertainment value, standing out from the studio’s paltry superhero brethren.

21 march

21 mar

Poster for Fatal Attraction

Fatal Attraction


The film’s greatest strength is its design around reality; the most convincing movie monsters tend to be human beings – and Close is outstanding as the embodiment of guilt, angst, and rage, stemming from thoughts of abandonment and betrayal.

21 march

21 mar

Poster for Mom and Dad

Mom and Dad


The longer the terrorizing ensues, the more outrageous (and surprisingly canny) it becomes, transforming into a wildly barbarous bit of escapist entertainment.

20 march

20 mar

Poster for Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann

Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann


It’s as if the filmmakers are purposely trying to manufacture the dullest possible sci-fi/fantasy imaginable.

20 march

20 mar

Poster for Us



The manipulation is high, but it never feels cheap, overwrought, or hard-won.

19 march

19 mar

Poster for Time Bandits

Time Bandits


Occasionally feels like a Monty Python feature, especially with moments of slapstick, comical hysteria, biting sarcasm, uncommon revelry, the exaggerated expressions of background roles, and John Cleese behaving terribly anachronistically. But it also possesses a whimsical imaginativeness, overflowing with amusing costumes and sets, as well as an original premise built from time travel, historical figures, and otherworldly entit...

19 march

19 mar

Poster for Rapid Fire

Rapid Fire


The plot is so flimsy that it’s actually moderately comical...

18 march

18 mar

Poster for Fritz the Cat

Fritz the Cat


The result is something merely boorish and obscene – to the point that any thought-provoking critiques of antiestablishment and race relations are almost entirely lost.

18 march

18 mar

Poster for 銃夢



It’s evident that it’s just a tease with no interest in telling a complete (or even comprehensible) tale.

11 march

11 mar

Poster for Phantom of the Paradise

Phantom of the Paradise


The film is – if nothing else – an unforgettable smorgasbord of music and mania.

10 march

10 mar

Poster for The Hunted

The Hunted


Fortunately, Jones and Del Toro are both convincing, taking their parts seriously; there’s no comic relief, and the countless cuts and stabs are quite brutal. But by the end of it all, not much of the film stands out.

9 march

9 mar

Poster for Captain Marvel

Captain Marvel


The movie is airy and entertaining, with an uncommonly resolute finale...

7 march

7 mar

Poster for La Femme Nikita

La Femme Nikita


Nevertheless, Luc Besson’s script and direction would prove inspirational to subsequent movies, crafting a blueprint for a number of likeminded spy yarns...

21 february

21 feb

Poster for Kiss of the Dragon

Kiss of the Dragon


It’s an unusually balanced, satisfying martial arts extravaganza – and one of Li’s greatest American endeavors.

20 february

20 feb

Poster for Fighting with My Family

Fighting with My Family


Energetic, rousing, and routinely hilarious – quite the feat for what is, superficially, just a wrestling biopic.

19 february

19 feb

Poster for How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World

How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World


The eventual showdown is exciting and rousing, but undeniably inferior to its predecessors.

18 february

18 feb

Poster for Bird Box

Bird Box


The scary-movie tactics here are a touch severer, and the occult antagonists are handled with greater believability, but the film’s originality unavoidably suffers – even if the suspense is superior.

14 february

14 feb

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