Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

Very, very funny, for virtually the entire runtime. Review

Becomes emotional, impactful, hilarious, riveting, and, most importantly, thoroughly entertaining. Review

If a lesson is being learned, it is one of patience by the viewer. Review

Despite a strong lead, it’s difficult to get around the film’s intensely specific, cheerless message... Review

Its entertainment value is stifled by its singular purpose. Review

It’s not scarier, however, even if it’s bloodier. Review

Most of the one-liners fall flat, while the melodrama is bland, the tech is silly, and the conspiracies are boring. Review

The humor is just goofy enough to compensate... Review

A very human story... Review

Just as the movie opened with intentional scares, it certainly ends with unintentional laughs. Review

Even the conclusion is a letdown... Review

Does accomplish numerous visual feats... Review

Chan’s antihero trajectory of vengeance is both predictable and generic. Review

Misses the mark, creating something singular but too awkward, hollow, and only intermittently watchable. Review

The emotional ups and downs of realizations, tragedies, and reunions are entirely effective... Review

The story is fascinating. Review

Slow-burn thrillers don’t always work, particularly when fused with science-fiction and brief action, but here the finale is a welcome redemption. Review

The brisk tempo never slows and the visuals never lose their luster. Review

Unintentionally laugh-out-loud hilarity. Review

Feels like a modern adaptation of an Abbott and Costello adventure... Review

Fortunately, the parting shots are quite rewarding. Review

This bloated, self-indulgent, insipid, hopelessly sappy, Technicolor monstrosity is about as exciting as watching the face-paint dry on Stewart’s lined visage... Review

The human drama feels just as powerful as the morals. Review

It becomes less a horror picture than an odd coming-of-age drama... Review