Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

It’s slow, unfunny, unexciting, and somewhat unfamiliar... Review

As a Star Trek adventure, it’s an utter failure; but as a bit of laughable lunacy, it’s thoroughly entertaining. Review

The sci-fi themes are just as esoteric as before, but the sense of adventure has vanished. Review

Expands upon an already released episode to cater significantly to longtime fans. Review

A must-see short, as dour as it is hilarious, expertly mining pathos and awe from the preposterous and the imaginative alike. Review

An engaging, family-friendly, fantasy adventure. Review

Incredibly derivative and practically unwatchable. Review

Right from the start, the synchronized movements and singing are impressive and memorable... Review

These musical numbers intrude so regularly that the plot begins to stall for lengthy spans of time... Review

An early example of high-octane, blockbuster-like visuals... Review

Its notes on history are bound to be lost when its minimal entertainment value makes for an ultimately forgettable product. Review

Has a basis in history, but the story has been fictionized for the sake of entertainment. Review

An absolutely winning adventure. Review

Revenge, particularly when it seems deserved by monstrous scoundrels, is an easy source of entertainment. Review

The facts (and historical implications) may be fascinating, but the suspense is flat and the movie ultimately dozy. Review

Despite the irritating editing choices, it’s difficult to dismiss the design of the characters – and the exceptional performances by Chastain and Elba. Review

An amusing yet brief survey of adolescence – a mere episode in a potentially grander existence. Review

There’s a slowness to the picture as well, as if extra minutes will somehow make the chemistry or love story more realistic... Review

Observes, without a discernible voice or bent or judgment, distinct people and places. Review

Back and forth banter is largely amusing, even if the script insists upon containing wholesome themes... Review

Its complexity and originality is fascinating and epitomic science-fiction. Review

Emotionally bereaving picture, which is hurt further by the excessive number of stories... Review

None of the characters are all that interesting and the script seems more appropriate for a television episode... Review

Quite funny, in a repulsive sort of way. Review