Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

These are all the movies and series that The Massie Twins has reviewed. Read more at: Gone With The Twins.

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Poster for Gringo

Gringo

7.0

2018, Action, Comedy, Crime

Has the gumption to choose contentment rather than realism, alleviating many of the problems with its storytelling, its extraneous characters, and its misplaced severity.

2018.03.06

Poster for A Wrinkle in Time

A Wrinkle in Time

2.0

2018, Adventure, Fantasy, Science fiction

All sorts of other storytelling predicaments arise...

2018.03.05

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Leprechaun

2.0

1993, Horror, Comedy, Suspense

If Leprechaun was either considerably goofier or significantly more horrifying, it might have worked...

2018.03.04

Poster for Piranha 3DD

Piranha 3DD

4.0

2012, Horror, Comedy, Suspense

Essentially, this is what the Sharknado movies would be like if they were R-rated.

2018.03.03

Poster for Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies

4.0

1999, Fantasy, Horror

There are still jump scares and nightmare sequences, but the gore primarily embellishes the over-the-top humor of wishes gone awry.

2018.03.02

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Death Wish

4.0

2018, Drama, Action, Suspense, Crime

Paul may be an antihero, but he shouldn’t be downright despicable.

2018.03.01

Poster for The Cloverfield Paradox

The Cloverfield Paradox

3.0

2018, Horror, Suspense, Science fiction, Mystery

A jumbled storyline and a shifting tone, which switch between adventure, suspense, esoteric science-fiction, drama, and frights.

2018.02.28

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Red Sparrow

5.0

2018, Drama, Action, Suspense, Mystery

Straining and toiling for the inevitable punchline, which can’t possibly be good enough to warrant the extreme delay.

2018.02.22

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Annihilation

6.0

2018, Drama, Action, Suspense, Science fiction, Mystery

Content with being more mystifying than satisfying.

2018.02.21

Poster for Seven Psychopaths

Seven Psychopaths

6.0

2012, Comedy, Crime

Somewhere in this messy, bloody, mixed-up tale of carnage is a clever little story; but it’s buried fairly deep in rather depressing mayhem and disorder.

2018.02.20

Poster for Wishmaster

Wishmaster

6.0

1997, Horror

Little of it makes sense , however, but the djinn’s powers of deception are quite humorous and the look of the picture is unexpectedly impressive.

2018.02.18

Poster for Dark Star

Dark Star

2.0

1974, Comedy, Science fiction

Tremendously boring.

2018.02.17

Poster for Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning

2.0

2012, Action, Suspense, Science fiction

Van Damme exhibits a perpetual look of boredom – which will surely be shared by audiences.

2018.02.16

Poster for Hardbodies

Hardbodies

2.0

1984, Comedy

Mostly awkward, uncomfortable, and too severe to be enjoyable.

2018.02.15

Poster for The Bikini Carwash Company

The Bikini Carwash Company

5.0

1992, Comedy

Certainly effective as a softcore midnight movie.

2018.02.14

Poster for I Married a Strange Person!

I Married a Strange Person!

9.0

1998, Animation, Drama, Comedy

It’s all utterly enthralling and hilarious – in a demented, gruesome, aberrant, twisted sort of way.

2018.02.13

Poster for Black Panther

Black Panther

5.0

2018, Adventure, Fantasy, Action, Science fiction

The few highlights aren’t enough to distinguish it from the practically innumerable entries into the Marvel Cinematic Universe...

2018.02.12

Poster for Fifty Shades Freed

Fifty Shades Freed

2.0

2018, Drama, Love

Overdramatic, highly unrealistic scenarios...

2018.02.05

Poster for It

It

6.0

2017, Drama, Horror, Suspense

The filmmakers found a cast of very convincing, skillful child actors, who exhibit a spectacular screen chemistry...

2018.01.28

Poster for It

It

4.0

1990, Mystery

The picture is ultimately just inartistically muddling.

2018.01.27

Poster for A Streetcar Named Desire

A Streetcar Named Desire

6.0

1951, Drama

Makes for an interesting companion piece to the previous year’s Sunset Boulevard...

2018.01.26

Poster for Beyond Re-Animator

Beyond Re-Animator

6.0

2003, Horror, Comedy, Science fiction

But the ideas nicely expand upon those seen in the previous two chapters.

2018.01.25

Poster for Maze Runner: The Death Cure

Maze Runner: The Death Cure

6.0

2018, Adventure, Fantasy, Action, Suspense, Science fiction, Mystery

A fitting close to the series, and more entertaining than it should have been...

2018.01.24

Poster for Abominable

Abominable

7.0

2006, Horror, Suspense

It may not have the polish of a more resourceful production, but it’s nevertheless a whole lot of fun.

2018.01.23

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