Movie reviews of Derrick Carter

Feels like a phoned in version of a really good story.

If you happen to be older than 10, you’ll find a couple of big laughs and lots of chuckles...

About as generic and bland as its title.

Depressing, brilliant, and hugely emotional.

Brimming with imagination, great effects, good performances, and a tone that manages to be jokey, creepy and cool at the same time...

Tries way too hard to be…well…Extreme...

Mixes severely dark humor with tender emotion.

Very, very funny.

An alright slasher homage that ultimately becomes the very thing that it’s a throwback to.

A fun B-flick with really excellent cinematography and locations.

Everything in this movie is a mixed bag that has slightly more negative than positive.

The bad acting and worse effects plant the corniness of this silly B-flick in your brain.

I suggest you watch the first two films and pretend that this third movie doesn’t even exist.

The performances are still brilliant, the screenplay is rock solid and complex...

With fantastic performances, a complex story and a feeling of class hovering over the entire film, The Godfather is a film that you simply can’t refuse.

The story is clever, hilarious and deeply heartfelt all at the same time.

Entertaining throughout, but also seems to be a little too in love with itself during certain moments.

Feels bland, generic, and downright boring.

Hammer’s take on the material takes things in a darker, more violent direction, but still manages to maintain a certain classiness.

Gets credit for having a cool twist, but the whole film is built upon that twist.

An entertaining, emotional and uniquely stylish take on a remarkable true story.

Feels like a stoner adventure wrapped up in guise of a kid’s movie.

A blast of fun that should please even the most skeptical of fans to some extent.

I’m totally delighted and consider it be the funniest comedy that we’ve received in 2015 so far.