Movie reviews of Craig Catena

These are all the movies and series that Craig has reviewed. Read more at: The Critical Movie Critics.

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Number of movie reviews: 38 / 38

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Poster for Snatched

Snatched

0

Kinda unexpected is how badly the movie misses its mark.

2017.05.19

2017

Poster for Horrible Bosses 2

Horrible Bosses 2

3

A horribly unnecessary sequel that is just plain stupid.

2014.11.26

2014

Poster for ABCs of Death 2

ABCs of Death 2

3

“S is for Stay” “A is for Away,” “B is for Better” “H is for Horror” “F is for Found” “E is for Elsewhere.”...

2014.10.31

2014

Poster for Life After Beth

Life After Beth

8

Aubrey Plaza makes for a great zombie.

2014.09.13

2014

Poster for The Possession of Michael King

The Possession of Michael King

5

While certainly nothing new, The Possession of Michael King doesn’t feel old.

2014.08.25

2014

Poster for The Expendables 3

The Expendables 3

0

Shit.

2014.08.14

2014

Poster for A Long Way Down

A Long Way Down

0

Basically 96 minutes of sugary drab.

2014.07.24

2014

Poster for Neighbors

Neighbors

3

Aside from the lack of believability, there isn’t much in the way of originality either...

2014.05.10

2014

Poster for Muppets Most Wanted

Muppets Most Wanted

5

Absent of much of the charm and unexpected laughs of its predecessor.

2014.04.09

2014

Poster for Need for Speed

Need for Speed

0

Quite literally a car crash on all fronts.

2014.03.19

2014

Poster for Veronica Mars

Veronica Mars

3

About as exciting to watch as watching molasses stream down a slight decline.

2014.03.14

2014

Poster for Nurse 3-D

Nurse 3-D

3

That’s where its limited entertainment value can be found: No shits are given, whatsoever by this production.

2014.02.18

2014

Poster for A Fantastic Fear of Everything

A Fantastic Fear of Everything

5

A manic Pegg for me is a more entertaining Pegg.

2014.02.06

2014

Poster for 47 Ronin

47 Ronin

0

Does not deliver on what it promised.

2014.02.05

2014

Poster for That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment

3

Watching these guys act the way they act (and more often than not partially in the buff) is plain awkward too.

2014.02.02

2014

Poster for I, Frankenstein

I, Frankenstein

0

Plods towards the inevitable showdown between the factions of good, evil, and the monster-guy who is neither.

2014.01.26

2014

Poster for Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

5

Enough foolishness to please most viewers...

2013.12.23

2013

Poster for Ghost Team One

Ghost Team One

0

Revealed itself to be just another poorly conceived parody flick...

2013.11.27

2013

Poster for Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa

5

Knoxville is spot on as the ornery old fart looking for sex in all the wrong places...

2013.10.26

2013

Poster for Carrie

Carrie

3

There isn’t enough of a differentiator between the two and if imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, flatter the original.

2013.10.21

2013

Poster for Escape Plan

Escape Plan

5

Good enough to get me more interested in seeing these guys play together again in “The Expendables 3.”...

2013.10.18

2013

Poster for All Is Bright

All Is Bright

3

Is supposed to tell us the light at the end of the tunnel is hope, not an inbound train that crushes all who happen upon its light.

2013.10.14

2013

Poster for +1

+1

3

Nondescript and so slow building you’d swear you know every possible outcome before it happens.

2013.10.02

2013

Poster for Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

5

It is exceedingly average and tastes like warmed up leftovers from the night before.

2013.09.29

2013

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