Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

Consistently underwhelms... Review

The only components that aren’t outright deplorable are the sets... Review

Despite the visual genuineness of its unglamorous New York setting, Fear City isn’t sure of what it wants to be. Review

Without Karen Black's exceptional performances, this trilogy of terror wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining. Review

Rich with forbidding details and impressive scare tactics. Review

It’s positively dismaying, in a good way, culminating in a chase – and chaos – that is as unforgettable as it is disorienting and cryptic. Review

Isn’t smart sci-fi; instead, it’s boilerplate survival horror, preoccupied with death, destruction, and monsters. Review

A thoroughly entertaining, triumphant venture. Review

It’s a dull, unimaginative tromp through the whimsical world of the Hundred Acre Wood. Review

As the minutes tick away, the gags grow odder, the getaways become less sensible, and McKinnon’s quirks expand into otherworldly hijinks. Review

Martial arts fights are tense, while heists are nicely chaotic and the protracted chase scenes are mesmerizing. Review

Is unpolished in spots, but it’s a major, influential stepping stone in the neo-noir movement. Review

Fleeting tension and a noticeable absence of surprises. Sinatra’s character might be amusing, but this latest adventure is terribly dull. Review

Sinatra remains watchable as ever – a moderately hard-boiled, neo-noir private eye who surely lent to the stylings seen in “Chinatown.”... Review

Montages are used well, but comic relief supporting players stretch out the running time with unnecessary repetition... Review

Although it takes a bit longer than anticipated, the plot thickens... Review

The excitement is always alternated by failed humor or general slowness. Review

Desperately needs a charismatic hero, a dependable antagonist, a stirring theme tune, and several heavy doses of sincerity... Review

A fascinating, original sci-fi setup, nicely expanded into feature-film material. Review

It makes little difference, since the revelations are entirely predictable and the assemblage of villains serve only as fodder for ruthless slaughtering. Review

The plot has countless holes and jumps in sensible progression – something that could have been avoided... Review

It’s all terribly silly, but Dwayne Johnson has a knack for never taking any of it too seriously, which allows viewers to enjoy the outright inanity... Review

It falls short of the innovative fights and size-changing obstacles that were so visually dazzling just a few years ag. Review

This latest endeavor suggests that a never-ending series of monotonous, formulaic, CG-heavy blockbusters will be all that this property has in store for the future. Review