Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

Despite strong imagery, no wordiness, moving artistry, and a taste for every type of combat, the film simply can’t hold up on visuals alone. Review

There are a few amusing sci-fi concoctions running around, but they’re savagely humbled by the dreadful conversations and lackluster love banter. Review

Just one more forgettable, indistinguishable entry into the rapidly-growing collection of Marvel’s superhero extravaganzas. Review

Fortunately, the Minions are used in proper doses to break up the slower, less interesting digressions. Review

The potent mix of action and pathos captures a sense of impassioned adventure... Review

None of the characters are authentic in this gun-blazing, high-stakes heist film setting. Review

Keeps going and going until nothing feels impressive – or fun. Review

Most unforgivable is simply the lack of laugh-out-loud moments. Review

One of those rare Pixar films that feels as if made solely for young audiences, with scant material for maturer crowds... Review

It’s short and simple moral notes, and a heartwarming resolution, are far superior to the feature film that it accompanies theatrically (“Cars 3”). Review

The girls’ plight feels manufactured rather than natural. Review

It’s quite a bit like “Cars” crossed with “The Incredibles”. Review

The film’s two-hour length is unbearable for an animated feature. Review

So lackluster in so many areas. Review

Lacks the creativity and momentum needed to truly match up. Review

An obvious attempt to merge the adventures of Indiana Jones with the supernatural chills of Universal’s classic monster movies. Review

Watchable, largely thanks to Gal Gadot, but the film makes most of the same mistakes that other superhero projects encounter. Review

The storyline is so unimaginative that it can’t bridge the gaps between jokes. Review

Still a superior production compared to the last couple of attempts and it definitely feels like a Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Review

Rock music, cold stares, and plenty of bullets emphasize his proficiency, as the plot needs all the help it can get to impart the coolness it desperately wants to exhibit. Review