Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

The acting isn’t great, with a couple of lines of dialogue that are unintentionally hysterical... Review

There’s mediocrity here, but also some obvious monster movie fun. Review

The whole project has become something of a parody of itself... Review

The climax is so dementedly intriguing and morbidly satisfying... Review

An effective bit of suspense reminiscent of the tone and endeavors seen in “Sicario”... Review

Extreme coincidences topped with unconvincing contrivances continue to add up... Review

Little more than a heavily abridged template for a routine fantasy thriller. Review

Vicious, brutal, and relentless, never pausing for a moment of levity or comedy. Review

A greater success than its recent peers... Review

Just not gratifying to seek out obscure copycats of beloved masterpieces. Review

The successes or failures of the rather distasteful antiheroes prove utterly inconsequential and uninspiring. Review

Despite strong imagery, no wordiness, moving artistry, and a taste for every type of combat, the film simply can’t hold up on visuals alone. Review

There are a few amusing sci-fi concoctions running around, but they’re savagely humbled by the dreadful conversations and lackluster love banter. Review

Just one more forgettable, indistinguishable entry into the rapidly-growing collection of Marvel’s superhero extravaganzas. Review

Fortunately, the Minions are used in proper doses to break up the slower, less interesting digressions. Review

The potent mix of action and pathos captures a sense of impassioned adventure... Review

None of the characters are authentic in this gun-blazing, high-stakes heist film setting. Review

Keeps going and going until nothing feels impressive – or fun. Review

Most unforgivable is simply the lack of laugh-out-loud moments. Review

One of those rare Pixar films that feels as if made solely for young audiences, with scant material for maturer crowds... Review

It’s short and simple moral notes, and a heartwarming resolution, are far superior to the feature film that it accompanies theatrically (“Cars 3”). Review

The girls’ plight feels manufactured rather than natural. Review

It’s quite a bit like “Cars” crossed with “The Incredibles”. Review

The film’s two-hour length is unbearable for an animated feature. Review