Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

Van Damme exhibits a perpetual look of boredom – which will surely be shared by audiences. Review

Mostly awkward, uncomfortable, and too severe to be enjoyable. Review

Certainly effective as a softcore midnight movie. Review

It’s all utterly enthralling and hilarious – in a demented, gruesome, aberrant, twisted sort of way. Review

The few highlights aren’t enough to distinguish it from the practically innumerable entries into the Marvel Cinematic Universe... Review

Overdramatic, highly unrealistic scenarios... Review

The filmmakers found a cast of very convincing, skillful child actors, who exhibit a spectacular screen chemistry... Review

The picture is ultimately just inartistically muddling. Review

Makes for an interesting companion piece to the previous year’s Sunset Boulevard... Review

But the ideas nicely expand upon those seen in the previous two chapters. Review

A fitting close to the series, and more entertaining than it should have been... Review

It may not have the polish of a more resourceful production, but it’s nevertheless a whole lot of fun. Review

Becomes an excruciating exercise in waiting for the next death or shot of gratuitous nudity... Review

The film insists upon transforming into a high-octane actioner that dispenses with all rationality. Review

The film is thoroughly entertaining – a quality unhindered by its low budget and lack of A-list stars. Review

This mostly ignored work is unable to maintain suspense, even with sequences of death and destruction. Review

Enough effort is given to fleshing out the main protagonists that the audience can empathize with their not-so-realistic plight. Review

The action is also nice to break up the expected plot complications... Review

Without genuine suspense or actual nudity, Hot Blooded is about as pointless as they come. Review

The outcome is entertaining, even if it gets progressively dopier as it nears the finale. Review

It’s slow, unfunny, unexciting, and somewhat unfamiliar... Review

As a Star Trek adventure, it’s an utter failure; but as a bit of laughable lunacy, it’s thoroughly entertaining. Review

The sci-fi themes are just as esoteric as before, but the sense of adventure has vanished. Review

Expands upon an already released episode to cater significantly to longtime fans. Review