Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

The storytelling is exceptionally weak, though it’s obvious that the majority of the film exists solely to show off Clery’s perpetually nude figure. Review

A superbly-acted yet tragically small picture. Review

It’s not based around intellectual thrills, but it’s nevertheless effective as a schlocky bit of sci-fi/horror fun. Review

Worst of all, however, is the predictability of the whole ordeal; if there’s one thing a heist movie shouldn’t be, it’s predictable. Review

Details his career with enough care that viewers won’t have to depend solely on nostalgia to appreciate the history of this life-affirming character. Review

Unfortunately, despite the pervasive suspense and the uniqueness of the bloodshed, the script’s insistence on withholding clues prevents a deeper involvement with the plot. Review

It’s a fascinating, entirely unique look at a female psychopath. Review

A fusion of mythology, fairy tales (particularly Grimms’), history, and legends, wherein rationality is the root of all evil and make-believe reigns supreme. Review

The film resembles a bad episode of The X-Files or Star Trek. Review

It’s just a collection of action sequences involving reimagined versions of the most famous space opera’s enduring heroes. Review

While the laughs are steady, the music is expertly applied, the R-rating is still refreshing for this genre... Review

Significant conflicts are considerably transitory; this is certainly a frivolous little picture. Review

It’s fun, straightforward, and enjoyable. Its simplicity and predictability are its only downfalls... Review

One of those rare pictures aimed squarely at adults, but without the cheap thrills or melodrama that so often plagues such scripts. Review

At least the set designs are nice. Review

Has an awareness and intelligence beyond that of its typical sci-fi actioner peers. Review

A masterpiece of Western excitement, consistently invigorated by the momentous music, the strong performances, and the unyielding heroism. Review

At least the finale is a bigger, bloodier bash, though it concludes with astonishingly mild satisfaction. Review

Can’t help but to be weirdly, almost comically insincere. Review

Engrossing costume and set design, ample combat sequences, and a smattering of solid practical effects can’t overcome messy storytelling and atrocious conversations. Review

It’s quite the visual spectacle, layered with welcome comedic interludes, but it’s still, predictably, just one more piece of a larger picture. Review

While most will likely come for the promise of outlandish action, the discerning crowd will stay for Kang-ho’s performance. Review

Leaving moments of heartfelt drama and capable storytelling as Shiri’s most memorable qualities... Review

For the most part, however, The Shadow is simply boring. Review