Movie reviews of Derrick Carter

Has good gore for a zom-com and relies heavily on shock value for laughs.

Constantly moving, packs in many exciting set pieces, and has stellar characters.

An okay time if you don’t mind turning off your brain at the door.

A strictly middle-of-the-road experience.

The performances and writing are perfect.

As perfect as Shakespeare can be on the big screen.

An exciting oceanic adventure that feels timeless thanks to its period setting and classical style of storytelling.

A poorly made, shoddily written disappointment of a holiday slasher.

A bad movie, but I’d argue that it’s not quite as horrible as people make it out to be.

A hugely entertaining take on an anti-Santa Claus monster...

A well-animated family film that will entertain viewers of all ages...

As erotic as a passionate kiss and as sharp as the tip of an ice pick.

A slight step above that dull as dirt would-be thriller...

A flat-out terrific story about a fascinating man during a horrible time.

Though Tom Hardy’s performances make the film worth a rental, I’d say to keep your expectations relatively low.

A cinematic treat for those who adore the bard’s work or enjoy romantic comedies in general.

Suffers from is a by-the-numbers screenplay that has faux heartfelt moments...

Runs on a plethora of stale jokes and farts.

Should serve as passing fun for those with a twisted sense of humor, but I can’t imagine it doing much for anyone else.

Pretty much authentically recreates the six days of the experiment as they unfold.

Powerful beyond words.

Rogen is definitely the best part of the film, but everything else is wildly uneven...

Serves as a more than satisfying final note to go out on.

Nowhere near the same level as its two predecessors...