Movie reviews of The Massie Twins

The film resembles a bad episode of The X-Files or Star Trek. Review

It’s just a collection of action sequences involving reimagined versions of the most famous space opera’s enduring heroes. Review

While the laughs are steady, the music is expertly applied, the R-rating is still refreshing for this genre... Review

Significant conflicts are considerably transitory; this is certainly a frivolous little picture. Review

It’s fun, straightforward, and enjoyable. Its simplicity and predictability are its only downfalls... Review

One of those rare pictures aimed squarely at adults, but without the cheap thrills or melodrama that so often plagues such scripts. Review

At least the set designs are nice. Review

Has an awareness and intelligence beyond that of its typical sci-fi actioner peers. Review

A masterpiece of Western excitement, consistently invigorated by the momentous music, the strong performances, and the unyielding heroism. Review

At least the finale is a bigger, bloodier bash, though it concludes with astonishingly mild satisfaction. Review

Can’t help but to be weirdly, almost comically insincere. Review

Engrossing costume and set design, ample combat sequences, and a smattering of solid practical effects can’t overcome messy storytelling and atrocious conversations. Review

It’s quite the visual spectacle, layered with welcome comedic interludes, but it’s still, predictably, just one more piece of a larger picture. Review

While most will likely come for the promise of outlandish action, the discerning crowd will stay for Kang-ho’s performance. Review

Leaving moments of heartfelt drama and capable storytelling as Shiri’s most memorable qualities... Review

For the most part, however, The Shadow is simply boring. Review

It’s one of the best comedies of the ’90s and one of Carrey’s most enduring (and endearing) works. Review

The acting, the cinematography, the sound mixing, and even the action choreography are equally as pathetic. Review

Marginally better than its predecessor... Review

Were it not for these outrageously obvious thefts, it might have been a passable sci-fi horror exploitation flick. Review

Indescribably inane, giving fans more time with the Broken Lizard... Review

A well-rounded mix of seemingly unrelated yet purposefully comparative and paralleling dramas... Review

An impressively well-rounded, triumphant thriller, full of complex psychological ideas and unexpectedly positive themes... Review

Resulting in painful stunts and oodles of havoc... Review